We've updated our Bluffer's Guide to Rowing design for 2012 and printed it in navy on a white cotton tea towel made for us in England. Amaze your family and friends with your understanding of the private language used by Boaties ... we can help you sound as if you know what you're talking about!

Unfortunately you can't read it here but as an example

Coach - often seen on a bike or in a launch. One who must be obeyed

Bow and Two - technical rowers responsible for balance who often talk a lot

Seat Pad - stops skinny bums bruising

Bowball - protective rubber ball developed in 1888 after a fatal accident in the Cambridge bumps races